"If you understood everything I said, you'd be me" - Miles Davis
"There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge." - Bertrand Russell
"Take away the right to say fuck and you take away the right to say fuck the government." - Lenny Bruce
"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!" - Homer Simpson

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RT @DroneInsertion: DRONES KNOW THE MILK IS BAD. DO NOT BRING IT OVER HERE. DRONES HAVE KNOWN THE MILK IS BAD SINCE BEFORE YOU HAD THE G ...
RT @DroneInsertion DRONES KNOW THE MILK IS BAD. DO NOT BRING IT OVER HERE. DRONES HAVE KNOWN THE MILK IS BAD SINCE BEFORE YOU HAD THE G ...

Twitter Sun, 18 Mar 2012 23:04:29
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Brief Overview of our Reptilian Overlords
Brief Overview of our Reptilian Overlords Lizard People are everywhere

Twitter Wed, 22 Feb 2012 07:40:42
Tweet 172345076289241088

I had a dream thursday night that included a Newfoundland in a black leather lobster costume. He was riding in a Cadillac convertible.
I had a dream thursday night that included a Newfoundland in a black leather lobster costume. He was riding in a Cadillac convertible.

Twitter Sun, 08 Jan 2012 00:08:12
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if David Lynch made concession stand bumper ads:
if David Lynch made concession stand bumper ads: $$ MK12 Presents: Follow the Sun! $$

Twitter Sat, 09 Jul 2011 22:38:40
Tweet 89946623286837248

Rabbinical court denies condemning dog to death, still no word on dog being reincarnated lawyer
Rabbinical court denies condemning dog to death, still no word on dog being reincarnated lawyer - Doggy good, no hurt doggy -

Twitter Tue, 21 Jun 2011 13:40:25
Tweet 83165552536862721

RT @griffinmcelroy: Hi, I'm a nightmare.
RT @griffinmcelroy Hi, I'm a nightmare. CREEPY

Twitter Sun, 19 Jun 2011 14:07:15
Tweet 82570161260990464

"Birds With Arms" is freaking me out, man
"Birds With Arms" is freaking me out, man -- birds with arms -

Twitter Fri, 17 Jun 2011 02:18:42
Tweet 81667073444548608

This Looks Like Fun

This looks like a more crowded version of "Capture the Flag" at church camp. I was the 13yr-old Sun Tzu of "Capture the Flag", inventing the "human wave of rugrats followed by a flying wedge covered in baby oil" tactic.

防衛大 棒倒し 激闘!(でも、お尻がぁ出てるぅ、、)
Via Laughing Squid

Incredibly awful - Star Wars Dance-Off:
Incredibly awful - Star Wars Dance-Off: -- America is Doomed --

Twitter Fri, 27 May 2011 06:46:14
Tweet 74124257625509888

Ozark raccoon hive-mind
Ozark raccoon hive-mind

Twitter Fri, 20 May 2011 12:20:12
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Mickey Mouse wicker man
Mickey Mouse wicker man ++ In Suriname, you can visit the Mickey Mouse wicker man ++

Twitter Thu, 19 May 2011 06:51:33
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RT @warrenellis: Poisonous Holy Water - #robotweet
RT @warrenellis Poisonous Holy Water - __ God works in mysterious ways __ #robotweet

Twitter Sat, 07 May 2011 01:26:53
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Ahmadinejad accused of consorting with djinns (genies to you and me)
Ahmadinejad accused of consorting with djinns (genies to you and me) __Iran's supreme leader tells Ahmadinejad: accept minister or quit__

Twitter Sat, 07 May 2011 08:47:03
Tweet 66768769032269824

Now This is Entertainment


Rent Liechtenstein, as in the whole country
Rent Liechtenstein, as in the whole country At that rate, you can practically own Liechtenstein for $26 million a year.

Twitter Sun, 17 Apr 2011 07:18:28
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Eva Braun in Blackface #youcantmakethisshitup
Eva Braun in Blackface #youcantmakethisshitup - Hitler's Girlfriend in Blackface and Drag -

Twitter Thu, 10 Mar 2011 07:48:36
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"Martini" designed to taste like griiled cheese sandwich #americaisdoomed
"Martini" designed to taste like griiled cheese sandwich - Martini Designed to Taste Like a Grilled Cheese Sandwich - #americaisdoomed

Twitter Sun, 06 Feb 2011 13:12:27
Tweet 34358785266941952

Spam Poetry: "Why does the bull teapot devastate a reassuring head?"
Spam Poetry: "Why does the bull teapot devastate a reassuring head?"

Twitter Wed, 29 Dec 2010 19:52:19
Tweet 20326288149446656

RT @TaraBusch: Perhaps the most disturbing Santa I've ever seen.
RT @TaraBusch Perhaps the most disturbing Santa I've ever seen. - Santa is Satan spelled sideways! -

Twitter Fri, 17 Dec 2010 08:48:50
Tweet 15810663033085952

Check out who North Korea is following:
Check out who North Korea is following: - The hermetic kingdom of North Korea is twitter following @Radioactivehair -

Twitter Mon, 13 Dec 2010 23:28:55
Tweet 14582593630502912

Toy robot frightens Denver police (w/priceless pic) via @GreatDismal
Toy robot frightens Denver police (w/priceless pic) Toy Robot Attacks Denver via @GreatDismal

Twitter Fri, 03 Dec 2010 16:26:52
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RT @factlets: Vultures in South Africa face extinction. Gamblers smoke their brains for a glimpse of the future. ...
RT @factlets Vultures in South Africa face extinction. Gamblers smoke their brains for a glimpse of the future. Vulture Brain Smoking ...

Twitter Wed, 01 Dec 2010 07:29:53
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Plush Pony Panic

1: You know, anything could be a bomb, better blow it all up just to be SAFE.

2: Local TV News = credulous hacks

Waterbridge Elementary Bomb Scare
Via jwz

Clown Paintings
Clown Paintings - 10 Creepy Clown Paintings: Volume 1 -

Twitter Sun, 15 Aug 2010 20:02:53
Tweet 21285799028

RT @GreatDismal "Enough fat to fill nine double-decker buses" via BoingBoing (Good Morning!)
RT @GreatDismal "Enough fat to fill nine double-decker buses" - 'Wall of fat' removed from London's sewers - via BoingBoing (Good Morning!)

Twitter Fri, 16 Jul 2010 06:05:16
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RT @Richard_Kadrey: Sometimes I love the world. Behold the Hello Kitty bondage sofa. RT @hellokittyhell: (nsfw) -
RT @Richard_Kadrey Sometimes I love the world. Behold the Hello Kitty bondage sofa. RT @hellokittyhell (nsfw) - - Hello Kitty bondage sofa -

Twitter Wed, 14 Jul 2010 14:56:49
Tweet 18525213165

Terrorist Sorcerers Are Coming To Rape Our Cars, warns Florida senate candidate
Terrorist Sorcerers Are Coming To Rape Our Cars, warns Florida senate candidate ^^ Terrorist Sorcerers Are Coming To Rape Our Cars, warns Florida senate candidate ^^

Twitter Fri, 09 Jul 2010 23:27:19
Tweet 18181473249

Mother-and-child wear inspired by "Alien" chest-burster
Mother-and-child wear inspired by "Alien" chest-burster - Peekaru coat -

Twitter Sun, 23 May 2010 16:11:24
Tweet 14587813174

2012 London Olympic Mascots

2 Giant Mutant Kaiju Eyeball/TV Screens

london 2012 olympics mascots

No, really - these are the official mascots

Design FAIL

The Trouble with Mascots

RT @Richard_Kadrey There's a goddam Tiger Woods countdown clock on CNN because discussing a golfer's dick really is that important.
RT @Richard_Kadrey There's a goddam Tiger Woods countdown clock on CNN because discussing a golfer's dick really is that important.

Twitter Tue, 06 Apr 2010 00:20:57
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