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The Other Utility Fog
They link to me, I link to them, They link to me...
Safety Warning. Not for use as a stroller. May contain parts. Manufactured in a facility where one or more of the following may be present: Peanuts, almonds, unfiltered water, oxygen, ultaviolet and infrared radiation, sunlight. Use only as directed by your legal counsel. Do not use during earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, flooding or presidential election years. Use of handles may promote RSI, see your doctor or therapist before opening. May be flammable when exposed to open flame. Not for use as a stepping stool or adult seat. May cause injury if dropped from a height. Does not enable user to fly. Do not eat.
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Mon-Jun 21 2010
"Ringworld" and "Lost", compared
"Ringworld" and "Lost", compared - Ringworld is a lot like Lost, but there's a crucial difference -
Twitter Sun, 20 Jun 2010 21:31:28 Tweet 16671946674
Sun-Jun 13 2010
The Last Word on "Lost", by fishbiscuitland
The Last Word on "Lost", by fishbiscuitland - Bellyflop/Bullshit/Betrayal - Fishbiscuitland wraps up "Lost", and it isn't pretty -
Twitter Sun, 13 Jun 2010 02:40:58 Tweet 16063988746
Mon-May 31 2010
RT @ack_: #Lost Finale Recap!!!
RT @ack_ #Lost Finale Recap!!! >> Lost Recap 6×17: The End Part I of III <<
Twitter Mon, 31 May 2010 13:42:16 Tweet 15133675707
Sun-May 30 2010
Thu-May 27 2010
Animated GIF of the Day: How Lost Should Have Ended
Animated GIF of the Day: How Lost Should Have Ended _ Wake up, Vincent _
Twitter Thu, 27 May 2010 06:35:23 Tweet 14838455357
Wed-May 26 2010
Lost Finale Thoughts - Part #1
My Feelings: So yea, kind of mixed Speaking of unanswered questions, how about some just from the finale?
Via kottke.org
RT @TVGuide: ABC: Closing Credit Images Not Part of #Lost Series Finale -
RT @TVGuide ABC: Closing Credit Images Not Part of #Lost Series Finale - - ABC: Closing Credit Images Not Part of Lost Series Finale -
Twitter Wed, 26 May 2010 00:09:33 Tweet 14749705680
Sun-May 23 2010
RT @KateYule Interesting NYT article about Lost-the-phenomenon, the "commentariat" valuing exegesis over content.
RT @KateYule Interesting NYT article about Lost-the-phenomenon, the "commentariat" valuing exegesis over content. < In ‘Lost,’ Mythology Trumps Mystery >
Twitter Sat, 22 May 2010 19:04:25 Tweet 14532306950
Wed-May 19 2010
Wait a minute, Ben couldn't kill Widmore before (even if he wanted to), but now he can? I call shenanigans, aka bullshit. #lost
Wait a minute, Ben couldn't kill Widmore before (even if he wanted to), but now he can? I call shenanigans, aka bullshit. #lost
Twitter Wed, 19 May 2010 00:09:59 Tweet 14282340612
Sat-May 01 2010
RT @ack_: This is awesome: Lost A-Z Edward Gorey-style
RT @ack_ This is awesome: Lost A-Z Edward Gorey-style - The Gashlycrumb Losties -
Twitter Sat, 01 May 2010 00:09:30 Tweet 13178070320
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Thu-Apr 22 2010
As Lost Ends, Creators Explain How They Did It, What’s Going On (or not)
As Lost Ends, Creators Explain How They Did It, What’s Going On (or not) - Big "Lost" article on Wired.com -
Twitter Thu, 22 Apr 2010 06:00:39 Tweet 12640428799
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Thu-Apr 15 2010
Things I Noticed - Lost S6E12 - "Everybody Loves Hugo" by Vozzek69 - "Everybody Loves Hugo"- Vozzek69 recap -
Things I Noticed - Lost S6E12 - "Everybody Loves Hugo" by Vozzek69 - "Everybody Loves Hugo"- Vozzek69 recap -
Twitter Thu, 15 Apr 2010 07:28:45 Tweet 12229003985
Fishbiscuit's recap of Lost S6E11 - "Happily Ever After": - Fishbiscuitland: The One -
Fishbiscuit's recap of Lost S6E11 - "Happily Ever After": - Fishbiscuitland: The One -
Twitter Thu, 15 Apr 2010 07:11:18 Tweet 12228100159
Fri-Apr 09 2010
How to Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich, by the Losties - How to Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich, by the Losties -
How to Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich, by the Losties - How to Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich, by the Losties -
Twitter Thu, 08 Apr 2010 19:06:40 Tweet 11859754942
Thu-Apr 08 2010
Team Smokey Recruiting Poster - "Lost" - Team Smokey Recruiting Poster - #lost #MIB #Flocke
Team Smokey Recruiting Poster - "Lost" - Team Smokey Recruiting Poster - #lost #MIB #Flocke
Twitter Thu, 08 Apr 2010 08:50:11 Tweet 11832668590
Wed-Apr 07 2010
Lost Ep #611 - Happily Ever After - Quick and Dirty
No "previously on Lost" intro
How did Widmore get Dez away from the hospital? There's no way Penny would have left. Widmore kidnapped Dez right around Ajira How does Widmore know that the Island isn't done with Dez? How does Widmore know ANYTHING? External Blockhouse - wood What does that generator run on? Another white rabbit - named Angstrom Widmore is running light - his science team is the same as his muscle "If everything I've been told about you is true, you'll be fine" - TOLD BY WHO? My son died here on this Island - Faraday? Jesus Desmond, don't go between the coils! Coils flash us to LA post-landing of Oceanic 815 Dez "not a big fan of surprises" Minkowski is picking up Dez - in Timeline1 he was freighter's communication's officer. Limo driver is a step down. Dez was "closing a deal for the boss". "boss's right-hand man" - bet the boss is Widmore Painting of scales (as in justice) on Widmore's office wall Ship model Timeline2 Faraday is musician Faraday2 and Charlie2 are supposed to play together Another shot of MacCutcheon What does Dez2 say for a toast "Sanjal?" Dez2 should have brought muscle "There's always a choice, brutha" Red bushes Charlie2 really knows how to party Another "Charlie drowning" scenario Hand held up - Dez2 sees T1 - "Not Penny's Boat" MRI mirrors Widmore's Island Coil machine It's a hospital, of course Jack Shepard2 is there At least Desmond2 has regular clothes, Charlie2 hard to take seriously with ass hanging out. Charlie2's right, none of "this" (Timeline2/flashsideways) matters, because it isn't real. Ms. Hawking2 married to Widmore2 - they deserve each other "What happened, happened" Ms. Hawking2 knows that Dez can't see the list "A Violation" of WHAT? Dez2 has everything/what he always wanted in this fantasy world - he's not supposed to be poking at the bounderies YET. Once again Hawking knows the inner rules. Why isn't getting together with Penny not what Desmond most wants? Dez is Faraday's constant. Charlie2 and Faraday2 want to talk about LOVE, brutha Faraday2 saw Charlotte, got connected to Timeline1 Stadium where Desmond met Jack, now Penny is doing the running. At least she didn't trip. Back to the Island Why didn't Zombie-Sayid kill Zoe Tina Fey? Post-Zap Island Desmond is really freaky. He knows something. And he's VERY agreeable. This time Desmond is the one who falls down. Of course Limo Driver George can get an airline manifest.
Wed-Mar 31 2010
Lost Ep #610 - The Package - Quick and Dirty
Twitter Tue, 30 Mar 2010 20:07:43
Team Jacob: Sarcasm, awesomeness, redemption, forgiveness, faith, love,... - Team Jacob -
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Tue-Mar 30 2010
Lost - Ep #607 - Dr Linus
Index: Terms:
All dialogue from the Lostpedia "Dr Linus" Transcript -T1 Jungle/Escaping the Temple-
Sun-Mar 28 2010
Twitter Sun, 28 Mar 2010 04:06:44
RT @lostpedia RT @tedlandau Thumbs down for me on episode. You can read my reasons here: - Giving up hope for Lost - --Me Too--
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Twitter Thu, 11 Mar 2010 19:23:47
RT @colsonwhitehead Tonite on #LOST: "Do this." "Tell me why." "I'll tell you after you do it." Later: "Okay, tell me." "Run! Smoke Mon ...
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Thu-Mar 11 2010
Twitter Thu, 11 Mar 2010 10:18:11
RT @fuckyeahlost Check out the new video from @TheOceanic6! - “LOOPHOLE LOCKE! Gotta Kill ‘Em All!” by The Oceanic Six -
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Twitter Thu, 11 Mar 2010 10:16:33
RT @souledout @EWDocJensen (Principal) Donald Lawrence Reynolds is an anagram for 'a cloned world nearly ends' #lost
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Wed-Mar 10 2010
Lost - Ep #606 - Sundown
Index: Terms:
All dialogue from the Lostpedia "Sundown" Transcript -T2 LA Suburb/Omer2's House-
Tue-Mar 09 2010
Twitter Mon, 08 Mar 2010 19:27:41
RT @fuckyeahlost If #LOST was Baywatch, the opening sequence might look like this: - If Lost was Baywatch -
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Sun-Mar 07 2010
Twitter Sun, 07 Mar 2010 13:08:57
RT @fuckyeahlost Details about the official #LOST Encyclopedia: - Official Lost Encyclopedia coming in Aug2010 -
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