"Did you know the difference between "Patriot" and Traitor" is
just two letters? Not surprisingly, those letters are "PR". Here
are some examples:
We know that Saddam Hussein has Anthrax, as well as botulism and
bubonic plague, because the Reagan Administration GAVE him the
starter cultures. The emissary on that mission? None other
than Donald Rumsfeld. Don't believe me? Type "Rumsfeld" +
"Anthrax" + "Iraq" into your search engine.
Boy that Dick Cheney sure is a patriotic guy - he'd never give
aid and support to our enemies, right? Think again. As CEO of
Halliburton, he went around the UN embargo by using foreign
subsidiaries Dresser-Rand and Ingersoll-Dresser Pump to rebuild
Saddam Hussein's oil infrastructure just three years ago. Not
only did he seek to do business with Mr. Hitler-with-a-bigger-mustache,
he actually broke the law for the privilege! Estimates of the
deal vary from between 23 and 78 million dollars, but Cheney's
take amounted to approximately thirty pieces of silver
(adjusted for inflation from 33 A.D.) Need proof?
Type "Halliburton" + "Iraq" into your search engine.
Admiral John Poindexter, recently put in charge of going over your
e-mails and credit card receipts, is a convicted felon who sold
Stinger missiles to the Iranians, used the profits to fund an
international terrorist organization, and then lied to congress
about it. Along with the Stinger missiles, Poindexter also
delivered to the Ayatollah a Bible and a key-shaped cake.
Go ahead and and call us democrats as unpatriotic as you like,
at least we didn't bake any cakes for the Ayatollah.
Too young to remember this? Keywords are "Poindexter" + "Iran".
Worried that you or a loved one may have to serve in the Persian Gulf?
Take a tip from the President: "George Bush" + "AWOL"
To put all this in perspective, remember that Bill Clinton was hounded for six and a half years by the GOP over a
two-bit Arkansas land deal where he actually lost money. Throughout his presidency, Bill Clinton was accused of
practically every crime in the book except the one he was actually guilty of: not being a member of the Republican
Let's face it, if any of these clowns had been democrats, the GOP
wouldn't be putting them into high office, they'd be putting them
to death. For their own sake, please encourage your local
democratic party representatives to grow a spine. Quickly.
Failing that, here's some advice from Billy Bragg: "Start
your own revolution and cut out the middleman."
Stolen wholesale from Boing Boing