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Lost Linkage
The Other Utility Fog
They link to me, I link to them, They link to me...
Safety Warning. Not for use as a stroller. May contain parts. Manufactured in a facility where one or more of the following may be present: Peanuts, almonds, unfiltered water, oxygen, ultaviolet and infrared radiation, sunlight. Use only as directed by your legal counsel. Do not use during earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, flooding or presidential election years. Use of handles may promote RSI, see your doctor or therapist before opening. May be flammable when exposed to open flame. Not for use as a stepping stool or adult seat. May cause injury if dropped from a height. Does not enable user to fly. Do not eat.
If erection lasts for over 4 hours call friends and brag. Persons attempting to find a motive in this blog will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot. We don't need no stinkin' badges.
Same-day service.
Unplug after use.
Slippery when wet.
Ignore this notice.
Use only as directed.
Consume in moderation.
Lather, rinse, repeat.
Your mileage may vary.
For external use only.
Don't try this at home.
No purchase is necessary.
You must be present to win.
Do not think of an elephant.
Other restrictions may apply.
Apply only to affected areas.
Part of a daily balanced diet.
No shirt, no shoes, no service.
You need not be present to win.
No user-serviceable parts inside.
Do not exceed recommended dosage.
Offer void where prohibited by law.
Do not remove under penalty of law.
You have the right to remain silent.
If swallowed, do not induce vomiting.
Valid only at participating locations.
Freshest if used before date specified.
Prices subject to change without notice.
Do not fold, staple, spindle or mutilate.
Contents may have settled during shipment.
Caution! The edge is closer than you think.
In emergency, break glass, pull down handle.
Product is sold by weight and not by volume.
Do not use if safety seal is torn or missing.
If condition persists, consult your physician.
Detach and include upper portion with payment.
Nutritional need is not established in humans.
Objects on screen are closer than they appear.
Satisfaction guaranteed; return for full refund.
Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Anything you say can and will be used against you.
May be used as flotation device in case of emergency.
Please note locations of emergency exits upon arrival.
No animals were harmed in the production of this page.
Caution: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.
Please leave as clean on leaving as you would like to find on entering.
Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead is purely coincidental.
Do not use if you have ever had an allergic reaction to this product or any of its ingredients.
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Web features made or enhanced by humans, such as firewalls and spam filters (if any) can break, collapse, or otherwise fail catastrophically at any time. We don't promise to inspect, supervise or maintain them in any way. They may be negligently constructed or repaired. The web is unsafe, period. Live with it or stay away. Stay on trusted sites whenever possible. The terrain, in addition to being dangerous, is surprisingly complex. You may get lost. Carry food, water and an APU at all times. Ads for things you don't want and other objectionable content can arrive from nowhere. This can happen naturally, or be caused by people around you that are being used as bots. Spam and disgusting images of all sizes, including huge images, can arrive, or pop-up with no warning. Use of spam filters is advised for anyone approaching the Internet. They can be purchased or rented from us. They won't save you if you get hit by something big or on a port you left open. A whole DOS attack might collapse on you and squash you like a bug. Don't think it can't happen. Public opinion can be dangerous, regardless of the forecast. Be prepared with extra damage control, including press releases. Ticking off the blogsphere can kill you. The Streisand effect can turn a simple nastygram into a deathtrap. If you make hasty comments about those in high places (making unsupported comments that reduce the image of a person, often posted quickly and without thinking) without proper thought and, or allow your employees to do so, you are making a terrible mistake. Even if you know what you're doing, lots of things can go wrong and you may be sued for libel. It happens all the time. We do not provide rangers or security personnel. The other people on the web, including other visitors, our employees, agents, and guests, and anyone else who might sneak in, may be stupid, reckless, or otherwise dangerous. They may be mentally ill, criminally insane, drunk, using illegal drugs and/or armed with deadly malware and ready to use them. We aren't necessarily going to do anything about it. We refuse to take responsibility. If you surf at work, you may become pre-occupied with it. This is true whether you are experienced or not, trained or not, equipped or not, though training and equipment may help. It's a fact, surfing at work is extremely dangerous. If you don't like it, surf at home. You really shouldn't be doing it anyway. We do not provide supervision or instruction. We are not responsible for, and do not track how much time you surf at work (although we could if we wanted to.) As far as we know, your employer may find out and send you plunging to unemployment. There are countless tons of loose management staff ready to be dislodged and fall on you or someone else. There are any number of extremely and unusually dangerous conditions existing on and around the Web, and elsewhere on the Internet. We may or may not know about any specific hazard, but even if we do, don't expect us to try to warn you. You're on your own. Rescue services are not provided by us, and may not be available quickly or at all. Local computer geeks may not be equipped for or trained in hard drive recovery. If you are lucky enough to have somebody try to get rid of a virus or find that deleted file, they may be incompetent or worse. This includes your local computer store. We assume no responsibility. Also, if you decide to participate in a rescue of some other unfortunate, that's your choice. Don't do it unless you are willing to assume all risks. By entering our site, you are agreeing that we owe you no duty of care or any other duty. We promise you nothing. We do not and will not even try to keep the premises safe for any purpose. The premises are not safe for any purpose. This is no joke. We won't even try to warn you about any dangerous or hazardous condition, whether we know about it or not. If we do decide to warn you about something, that doesn't mean we will try to warn you about anything else. If we do make an effort to fix an unsafe condition, we may not try to correct any others, and we may make matters worse! We and our employees or agents may do things that are unwise and dangerous. Sorry, we're not responsible. We may give you bad advice. Don't listen to us. In short, ENTER AND USE THIS SITE AT YOUR OWN RISK. And have fun! Warning: This Product Warps Space and Time in Its Vicinity. Warning: This Product Attracts Every Other Piece of Matter in the Universe, Including the Products of Other Manufacturers, with a Force Proportional to the Product of the Masses and Inversely Proportional to the Distance Between Them. Caution: The Mass of This Product Contains the Energy Equivalent of 85 Million Tons of TNT per Net Ounce of Weight. Handle with Extreme Care: This Product Contains Minute Electrically Charged Particles Moving at Velocities in Excess of Five Hundred Million Miles per Hour. Consumer Notice: Because of the 'Uncertainty Principle,' It Is Impossible for the Consumer to Find Out at the Same Time Both Precisely Where This Product Is and How Fast It Is Moving. Advisory: There is an Extremely Small but Nonzero Chance That, Through a Process Known as 'Tunneling,' This Product May Spontaneously Disappear from Its Present Location and Reappear at Any Random Place in the Universe, Including Your neighbor's Domicile. The Manufacturer Will Not Be Responsible for Any Damages or Inconvenience That May Result. Read This Before Opening Package: According to Certain Suggested Versions of a Grand Unified Theory, the Primary Particles Constituting This Product May Decay to Nothingness Within the Next Four Hundred Million Years. This is a 100% Matter product: In the Unlikely Event That This Merchandise Should Contact Antimatter in Any Form, a Catastrophic Explosion Will Result. Public Notice as Required by Law: Any Use of This Product, in Any Manner Whatsoever, Will Increase the Amount of Disorder in the Universe. Although No Liability Is Implied Herein, the Consumer Is Warned That This Process Will Ultimately Lead to the Heat Death of the Universe. Note: The Most Fundamental Particles in This Product Are Held Together by a 'Gluing' Force About Which Little Is Currently Known and Whose Adhesive Power Can Therefore Not Be Permanently Guaranteed. Attention: Despite Any Other Listing of Product Contents Found Hereon, the Consumer Is Advised That, in Actuality, This Product Consists Of 99.9999999999% Empty Space. New Grand Unified Theory Disclaimer: The Manufacturer May Technically Be Entitled to Claim That This Product Is Ten-Dimensional. However, the Consumer Is Reminded That This Confers No Legal Rights Above and Beyond Those Applicable to Three-Dimensional Objects, Since the Seven New Dimensions Are 'Rolled Up' into Such a Small 'Area' That They Cannot Be Detected. Please Note: Some Quantum Physics Theories Suggest That When the Consumer Is Not Directly Observing This Product, It May Cease to Exist or Will Exist Only in a Vague and Undetermined State. Component equivalency notice: The Subatomic Particles (Electrons, Protons, etc.) Comprising This Product Are Exactly the Same in Every Measurable Respect as Those Used in the Products of Other Manufacturers, and No Claim to the Contrary May Legitimately Be Expressed or Implied. Health Warning: Care Should Be Taken When Lifting This Product, Since Its Mass, and Thus Its Weight, Is Dependent on Its Velocity Relative to the User. Important Notice to Purchasers: The Entire Physical Universe, Including This Product, May One Day Collapse Back into an Infinitesimally Small Space. Should Another Universe Subsequently Reemerge, the Existence of This Product in That Universe Cannot be Guaranteed. Use inside a nuclear power facility voids warranty.
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Sun-Jan 29 2012
RT @ricksaunders: RT @Jesus_M_Christ:Dad's recipe for creating Newt Gingrich: 1 sheer pantyhose packed with mashed potatoes, marshmallow ...
RT @ricksaunders RT @Jesus_M_ChristDad's recipe for creating Newt Gingrich: 1 sheer pantyhose packed with mashed potatoes, marshmallow ...
Twitter Sun, 29 Jan 2012 03:00:44 Tweet 163577311181025280
Mon-Jan 16 2012
10 reasons the U.S. is no longer the land of the free
10 reasons the U.S. is no longer the land of the free 10 reasons the U.S. is no longer the land of the free
Twitter Sun, 15 Jan 2012 22:21:57 Tweet 158796110478057473
Sat-Jan 14 2012
RT @marklotto: I'm psyched for when a condomless, tax-free, Christian USA fights a three-front land war against China, Iran and European ...
RT @marklotto I'm psyched for when a condomless, tax-free, Christian USA fights a three-front land war against China, Iran and European ...
Twitter Sat, 14 Jan 2012 11:21:14 Tweet 158146617831206912
Sun-Jan 01 2012
RT @LOLGOP: These people in Times Square. Who is their leader? What are their specific demands?
RT @LOLGOP These people in Times Square. Who is their leader? What are their specific demands?
Twitter Sat, 31 Dec 2011 23:23:13 Tweet 153375710260633601
Sun-Dec 18 2011
RT @kevinwmoore: If I ran the History Channel: A weekly show on the 40 year erosion of public institutions and the rise of globalization ...
RT @kevinwmoore If I ran the History Channel: A weekly show on the 40 year erosion of public institutions and the rise of globalization ...
Twitter Sat, 17 Dec 2011 23:39:14 Tweet 148306309094195200
Sun-Nov 20 2011
For Their Own Good
Regarding the UC Davis Pepper-Spraying:
What horseshit. Which would you prefer: Going limp and being lifted upright or having your face and throat drenched with pepper spray? And remember not to curl into a ball when being beaten, that's "active resistence". Source: Officers in pepper spray incident put on leave
Sat-Nov 19 2011
RT @Spytap: Corporations are people, Pizza is a vegetable, the Internet will be censored and protest is illegal. Welcome to 21st century ...
RT @Spytap Corporations are people, Pizza is a vegetable, the Internet will be censored and protest is illegal. Welcome to 21st century ...
Twitter Fri, 18 Nov 2011 22:01:43 Tweet 137772521847140352
Tue-Nov 15 2011
RT @jricole: NYPD Attack on OWS and the End of the First Amendment: Not only did the police, at the orders of billionaire ma... ...
RT @jricole NYPD Attack on OWS and the End of the First Amendment: Not only did the police, at the orders of billionaire ma... JR_Cole: NYPD Attack on OWS and the End of the First Amendment ...
Twitter Tue, 15 Nov 2011 05:18:42 Tweet 136432940933595137
Sun-Oct 16 2011
RT @Casper42oh: RT @jerryjamesstone: Uninstalling #wallstreet ... 30% complete ████████████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ #OccupyWallstree ...
RT @Casper42oh RT @jerryjamesstone Uninstalling #wallstreet ... 30% complete ████████████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ #OccupyWallstree ...
Twitter Sun, 16 Oct 2011 04:28:48 Tweet 125427767843098624
Mon-Sep 19 2011
There Are No Rogue Traders, Only Rogue Banks
There Are No Rogue Traders, Only Rogue Banks No such thing as a rogue trader
Twitter Sun, 18 Sep 2011 16:22:26 Tweet 115581478087294976
Sun-Sep 18 2011
RT @ararubyan: "I refuse to believe corporations are people until Texas executes one."
RT @ararubyan "I refuse to believe corporations are people until Texas executes one."
Twitter Sun, 18 Sep 2011 15:56:16 Tweet 115574893176823808
Tue-Jul 26 2011
RT @RepJimMcDermott: Fact: the last time Congress voted to raise the debt ceiling, it was a one-sentence bill with no spending cuts or p ...
RT @RepJimMcDermott Fact: the last time Congress voted to raise the debt ceiling, it was a one-sentence bill with no spending cuts or p ...
Twitter Mon, 25 Jul 2011 21:53:14 Tweet 95733392510943233
Mon-Jul 11 2011
RT @BruceS RT @JPBarlow Obama needs to slash all Cold War weapons systems, tax hell out of the HyperRich, and dare the GOP to crash the $
RT @BruceS RT @JPBarlow Obama needs to slash all Cold War weapons systems, tax hell out of the HyperRich, and dare the GOP to crash the $
Twitter Sun, 10 Jul 2011 22:43:23 Tweet 90310197133852672
Fri-Jun 17 2011
RT @FrankConniff: What Weiner did was reprehensible. It's not something you can easily forgive like a war crime or destroying the economy.
RT @FrankConniff What Weiner did was reprehensible. It's not something you can easily forgive like a war crime or destroying the economy.
Twitter Fri, 17 Jun 2011 08:47:09 Tweet 81644005162622976
Tue-Jun 14 2011
RT @R0ry_: #Obama said if he was #Weiner he'd resign. He also said if he became prez he'd close Gitmo & reverse the #Bush tax cuts yada ...
RT @R0ry_ #Obama said if he was #Weiner he'd resign. He also said if he became prez he'd close Gitmo & reverse the #Bush tax cuts yada ...
Twitter Mon, 13 Jun 2011 19:28:31 Tweet 80476685513932801
Thu-Jun 09 2011
I bet you didn't know the Dept of Education had a SWAT team:
I bet you didn't know the Dept of Education had a SWAT team: .. Education Department S.W.A.T. team raids California home ..
Twitter Thu, 09 Jun 2011 14:11:25 Tweet 78826434734460928
Wed-Jun 01 2011
There is no rule of law in America
There is no rule of law in America || Post-Legal America ||
Twitter Tue, 31 May 2011 23:16:25 Tweet 75822994701828096
Wed-May 25 2011
State AGs Prosecuting Bank Fraud #banksters
State AGs Prosecuting Bank Fraud ++ NY & California AGs Are Prosecuting Bank Fraud ++ #banksters
Twitter Wed, 25 May 2011 03:04:48 Tweet 73222780438585344
Tue-May 17 2011
RT @AdamSerwer SCOTUS: When the president does it, it's not illegal. As long as he can keep it a secret.
RT @AdamSerwer SCOTUS: When the president does it, it's not illegal. As long as he can keep it a secret. -- SCOTUS Rejects Extraordinary Rendition Case --
Twitter Tue, 17 May 2011 14:17:59 Tweet 70493055421120512
Scanning fingerprints from six feet away: #1984
Scanning fingerprints from six feet away: .. Fingerprint Scanner that Works at a Distance .. #1984
Twitter Tue, 17 May 2011 05:56:24 Tweet 70487834909347840
Thu-May 12 2011
Matt Taibbi: The People vs. Goldman Sachs
Matt Taibbi: The People vs. Goldman Sachs .. Indict Goldman Sachs ..
Twitter Thu, 12 May 2011 04:01:51 Tweet 68647070550073344
Wed-May 11 2011
NSA Gathers 4x the Amount of Info than the Library of Congress, Daily
NSA Gathers 4x the Amount of Info than the Library of Congress, Daily . The NSA collects Four Times the Information in the Library of Congress, EVERY DAY .
Twitter Wed, 11 May 2011 04:10:44 Tweet 68286918659547136
Mon-May 09 2011
War Criminals Try to Evade Prosecution By Pretending Torture Was Vital to Getting Bin Laden…When It Actually Delayed It
War Criminals Try to Evade Prosecution By Pretending Torture Was Vital to Getting Bin Laden…When It Actually Delayed It .. War Criminals Try to Evade Prosecution By Pretending Torture Was Vital to Getting Bin Laden … When It Actually Delayed the Hunt for YEARS ..
Twitter Mon, 09 May 2011 06:32:24 Tweet 67597793308581888
RT @ggreenwald: It was evil when Bush merely eavesdropped on or detained US citizens w/no due process - but noble when Obama kills them: ...
RT @ggreenwald It was evil when Bush merely eavesdropped on or detained US citizens w/no due process - but noble when Obama kills them: ...
Twitter Mon, 09 May 2011 05:24:41 Tweet 67580750819639296
RT @djrupture: Noam Chomsky "My Reaction to Osama Bin Laden's Death" #requiredreading
RT @djrupture Noam Chomsky "My Reaction to Osama Bin Laden's Death" ++ Noam Chomsky: My Reaction to Osama bin Laden’s Death ++ #requiredreading
Twitter Mon, 09 May 2011 05:10:37 Tweet 67577213091975168
RT @ggreenwald: Even when dead, OBL continues to be the pretext for more liberty curtailments, government power:
RT @ggreenwald Even when dead, OBL continues to be the pretext for more liberty curtailments, government power: .. Sen. Schumer proposes "no-ride list" for Amtrak trains ..
Twitter Mon, 09 May 2011 03:40:03 Tweet 67433377858469888
Sun-May 08 2011
Glenn Greenwald: U.S. tries to assassinate U.S. citizen Anwar al-Awlaki
Reason #1 of why I'm never going to vote for Obama again. So good/infuriating I had to post the entire article. U.S. tries to assassinate U.S. citizen Anwar al-Awlaki
Sat-May 07 2011
RT @ggreenwald: Objecting to US actions is about the standards we apply to ourselves, not sympathy for bin Laden: it's not a difficult ...
RT @ggreenwald Objecting to US actions is about the standards we apply to ourselves, not sympathy for bin Laden: it's not a difficult ...
Twitter Sat, 07 May 2011 12:21:00 Tweet 66794906861051904
Lying to a Court isn't a crime, if you're the FBI
Lying to a Court isn't a crime, if you're the FBI -- FBI Chastised by Court for Lying About Existence of Surveillance Records --
Twitter Sat, 07 May 2011 00:41:41 Tweet 66784755135418368
Wed-May 04 2011
Osama bin Laden's Compound
Osama bin Laden's Compound .. Osama bin Laden's Compound ..
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