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Lost Linkage
The Other Utility Fog
They link to me, I link to them, They link to me...
Safety Warning. Not for use as a stroller. May contain parts. Manufactured in a facility where one or more of the following may be present: Peanuts, almonds, unfiltered water, oxygen, ultaviolet and infrared radiation, sunlight. Use only as directed by your legal counsel. Do not use during earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, flooding or presidential election years. Use of handles may promote RSI, see your doctor or therapist before opening. May be flammable when exposed to open flame. Not for use as a stepping stool or adult seat. May cause injury if dropped from a height. Does not enable user to fly. Do not eat.
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Wed-Mar 31 2010
Twitter Wed, 31 Mar 2010 00:42:43
Life is good, because right after Craig Ferguson are the "Kim Possible" reruns. And the horrifying Disney Channel commercials.
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Lost Ep #610 - The Package - Quick and Dirty
Twitter Tue, 30 Mar 2010 20:07:43
Team Jacob: Sarcasm, awesomeness, redemption, forgiveness, faith, love,... - Team Jacob -
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Tue-Mar 30 2010
Lost - Ep #607 - Dr Linus
Index: Terms:
All dialogue from the Lostpedia "Dr Linus" Transcript -T1 Jungle/Escaping the Temple-
Twitter Tue, 30 Mar 2010 04:35:38
RT @fireland THE MONTH-OLD MCMUFFIN IN MY GLOVE COMPARTMENT BECAME SELF-AWARE AT 2:14AM EASTERN TIME, AUGUST 29TH
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Sun-Mar 28 2010
Twitter Sun, 28 Mar 2010 04:06:44
RT @lostpedia RT @tedlandau Thumbs down for me on episode. You can read my reasons here: - Giving up hope for Lost - --Me Too--
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Twitter Sun, 28 Mar 2010 03:17:16
How many people believe Obama is both a Muslim AND the Antichrist? #ThingsIdontWantToKnow
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Twitter Sun, 28 Mar 2010 02:09:26
The Maskatorium @ Flickr - Maskatorium Flickr Collection - #ThePuppetIsLookingAtYou
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Sat-Mar 27 2010
Twitter Sat, 27 Mar 2010 02:12:00
A to Z of Awesomeness (O is Optimus Prime Obliterating Oompa Loompas) - A to Z of Awesomeness (W is Wolverine Wishing Wonder Woman Wasn't Wasted) -
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Fri-Mar 26 2010
Twitter Fri, 26 Mar 2010 03:45:37
R.I.P. Robert Culp: Demon With A Glass Hand pt1 - RIP Robert Culp: "Demon With A Glass Hand" - #twilightzone #harlanellison
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Twitter Fri, 26 Mar 2010 00:10:52
Watching Don Rickles on @craigyferg The little old bald guy is sharp as a diamond razor. I should be half the badass when I'm 60
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Twitter Fri, 26 Mar 2010 03:36:55
I wonder if James Cameron has to keep reminding himself that he's not running for Prime Minister?
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Twitter Fri, 26 Mar 2010 00:54:20
What a wonderfully dark and sweaty movie - RT @warrenellis Robert Culp is dead. I feel a need to re-watch HICKEY AND BOGGS.
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Twitter Fri, 26 Mar 2010 00:35:13
RT @thebenbrooks Tiger and Jesse James have set the bar really high. Now it's not enough to have a mistress, you need to go out and sc ...
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Twitter Fri, 26 Mar 2010 00:19:55
RT @UnlikelyWorlds Computer-Controlled Swarm of Bacteria Builds Tiny Pyramid: - Computer Controlled Bacteria -
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Thu-Mar 25 2010
Twitter Thu, 25 Mar 2010 08:43:33
Seattle's tallest building is underwater on it's mortgage - Columbia Tower misses mortgage payment -
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Wed-Mar 24 2010
Twitter Wed, 24 Mar 2010 05:28:16
"If you're shooting people every week, pretty soon they start thinking of you as a biter" - I'm liking "Justified"
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Twitter Tue, 23 Mar 2010 20:18:53
RT @DRUNKHULK DRUNK HULK SO TIRE OF BOMBSHELL MCGEE! TIGER WOOD! DRUNK HULK BEG YOU! SLEEP WITH NEW WOMANS! FAST!
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Twitter Tue, 23 Mar 2010 19:37:54
RT @GreatDismal RT @jwomack That's the abyss for you: - "Republicans originally thought that Fox worked for us, and now we are discovering we work for Fox" - ["The mark inside was coming up fast"...]
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Tue-Mar 23 2010
Mon-Mar 22 2010
Twitter Sun, 21 Mar 2010 22:37:30
"K is for Koala." An evil, bloodthirsty, mutant, giant koala with laser beam eyes. - Very Mean Koala -
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Twitter Mon, 22 Mar 2010 01:24:11
RT @Reaganomics_inc There's nothing regarding robots in the health care bill. THIS IS HOW IT STARTS PEOPLE!!!
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Twitter Sun, 21 Mar 2010 17:21:59
RT @TaraBusch Dreamt I had an all girl prog band and we were all dressed up like hitler..?
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Sun-Mar 21 2010
Twitter Sat, 20 Mar 2010 19:47:22
Scientists supersize quantum mechanics - visible object put into quantum state, vibrating/not vibrating -
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Twitter Sun, 21 Mar 2010 10:38:46
Batman With Lightsaber Vs. Shark - Batman with Lightsaber vs Shark - - shark needs a dharma logo
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Thu-Mar 18 2010
Twitter Thu, 18 Mar 2010 00:46:44
RT @greatdismal RT @adoxography RT @rickasaurus But what if it's a big hoax?! - Cartoon: But What If It's a Big Hoax? -
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Twitter Thu, 18 Mar 2010 00:44:13
RT @thebenbrooks LA is forcing dispensaries to be 1000 ft away from churches. Interestingly, I'm trying to keep churches 1000 ft away f ...
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Twitter Thu, 18 Mar 2010 00:36:47
RT @justinvincent Teal and Orange - Hollywood, Please Stop the Madness - Short Version: Movies are turning into 2 colors: Fleshtones and their compliment -
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Twitter Thu, 18 Mar 2010 00:34:50
RT @Richard_Kadrey The porn leprechauns in the back yard are snorting nightshade pollen off a gnome's ass. I never knew they made leath ...
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Wed-Mar 17 2010
Twitter Tue, 16 Mar 2010 22:46:23
Obama threatens to veto greater intelligence oversight - Obama threatens to veto greater intelligence oversight/Anthrax Investigation - - He's doing a great job of making sure I never vote for him again
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Twitter Tue, 16 Mar 2010 22:40:19
Would Obama Issue First Veto to Protect Anthrax Whitewash? - Anthrax Investigation Veto? - from @firedoglake
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Twitter Tue, 16 Mar 2010 22:21:50
RT @ggreenwald Is there a single member of the U.S. Congress that has publicly sided with the administration rather than Israel yet?
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Twitter Tue, 16 Mar 2010 22:16:24
Watched the "Justified" premiere - liked it. Good dialogue, acting. violence. Some scenes too dark (as in I can't see things). Want more
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Tue-Mar 16 2010
Twitter Tue, 16 Mar 2010 01:27:18
Alan Grayson on Sarah Palin - hilarious - "Grayson added that Palin deserved credit for getting through the entire hour-long program without quitting." -
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Twitter Tue, 16 Mar 2010 10:49:00
RT @johnmoe Dora, Kermit, Barney dolls? Check. Tousled hair, man's shirt, no pants? Check. OK, we're go for a very creepy photo! - Hello, America, My Name Is Rielle Hunter - ...
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Sun-Mar 14 2010
Twitter Sun, 14 Mar 2010 11:34:20
RT @hodgman RT @veronica Best headline ever: Gold Nanoparticles and Lasers Kill Crazy Cat Lady Brain Parasite - Toxoplasmosis -
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Twitter Sun, 14 Mar 2010 00:47:23
Richard Thompson, "For Shame of Doing Wrong" (Greatest Song of All Time of the Day) - Richard Thompson, "Shame of Doing Wrong", Live (BoingBoing/YouTube) -
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Twitter Sat, 13 Mar 2010 22:59:16
CIA drone attacks produce America's own unlawful combatants - washingtonpost.com - CIA drone attacks produce America's own unlawful combatants -
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Sat-Mar 13 2010
Twitter Sat, 13 Mar 2010 11:56:16
RT @drunkhulk TWITTER SHOW PEOPLES WHERE TWEETER LOCATE! NOW SCARED BABYSITTER CAN LEARN TWEET ARE COMING FROM INSIDE HOUSE!
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RT @CllrTim Brother/Sister conflict among offspring has entered grim phase. Hostage has been executed. - Things have taken a dark turn -
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Twitter Sat, 13 Mar 2010 02:49:52
RT @boingboing Leaked UK record industry memo sets out plans for breaking UK copyright - Leaked UK record industry memo sets out plans for breaking UK copyright -
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Twitter Sat, 13 Mar 2010 02:45:38
Received a nice thank-you email from Peter Watts - No Moods, Ads or Cutesy Fucking Icons (Re-reloaded) -
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Fri-Mar 12 2010
Twitter Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:46:12
My inner child wants an army of robot spiders. With lasers. Green lasers. And they have to go "chitter chitter chitter", but not too loud
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Twitter Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:49:36
WTF? Why can I tweet from Twitlet but not directly from Twitter? chitter...chitter...skreee
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Twitter Fri, 12 Mar 2010 07:58:38
RT @thebenbrooks Sir, the only thing that could make your Bluetooth earpiece better, is if it came with 10 people who gave a shit.
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Twitter Thu, 11 Mar 2010 19:23:47
RT @colsonwhitehead Tonite on #LOST: "Do this." "Tell me why." "I'll tell you after you do it." Later: "Okay, tell me." "Run! Smoke Mon ...
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Twitter Thu, 11 Mar 2010 19:07:13
RT @UnlikelyWorlds SATIN BLACK SCIFI RAY GUN jesus fish - SCIFI "JESUS" FISH - (via The Daily What)
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Thu-Mar 11 2010
Twitter Thu, 11 Mar 2010 10:18:11
RT @fuckyeahlost Check out the new video from @TheOceanic6! - “LOOPHOLE LOCKE! Gotta Kill ‘Em All!” by The Oceanic Six -
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Twitter Thu, 11 Mar 2010 10:16:33
RT @souledout @EWDocJensen (Principal) Donald Lawrence Reynolds is an anagram for 'a cloned world nearly ends' #lost
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Twitter Thu, 11 Mar 2010 09:48:38
RT @badbanana I'm not sure I want to live in a world where my Congressman can't surprise me with bunches and bunches of tickles.
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Twitter Thu, 11 Mar 2010 09:41:44
RT @daviddlevine "The day Worthing sea-front was invaded by infinite teddy-bears." - The day Worthing sea-front was invaded by infinite teddy-bears (YouTube) -
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Wed-Mar 10 2010
Twitter Wed, 10 Mar 2010 08:00:36
RT @ggreenwald Funny and very true: "Confessions of a terrorist sympathizer," by retired Air Force Lt. Col. David Frakt - A volunteer attorney for Guantanamo detainees comes clean: You got me, I'm shilling for al-Qaida -
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Twitter Wed, 10 Mar 2010 07:57:34
RT @greatdismal RT @PinkTentacle Severed samurai head buried in central Tokyo - - Tokyo terror: Severed samurai head in Otemachi -
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Lost - Ep #606 - Sundown
Index: Terms:
All dialogue from the Lostpedia "Sundown" Transcript -T2 LA Suburb/Omer2's House-
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