"If you understood everything I said, you'd be me" - Miles Davis
"There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge." - Bertrand Russell
"Take away the right to say fuck and you take away the right to say fuck the government." - Lenny Bruce
"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!" - Homer Simpson

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Get some Moog "Whole Lotta Love" while you can:
Get some Moog "Whole Lotta Love" while you can: -- There's a Chip in My Head --

Twitter Sun, 26 Jun 2011 11:40:49
Tweet 85070025395945472

Rabbinical court denies condemning dog to death, still no word on dog being reincarnated lawyer
Rabbinical court denies condemning dog to death, still no word on dog being reincarnated lawyer - Doggy good, no hurt doggy -

Twitter Tue, 21 Jun 2011 13:40:25
Tweet 83165552536862721

Twitter is suggesting that I follow John McCain. My anti-profiling-software kung-fu is strong
Twitter is suggesting that I follow John McCain. My anti-profiling-software kung-fu is strong

Twitter Tue, 21 Jun 2011 05:36:34
Tweet 83166421491789824

RT @pattonoswalt: I hope my obituary headline includes the words "runs amok".
RT @pattonoswalt I hope my obituary headline includes the words "runs amok".

Twitter Tue, 21 Jun 2011 05:39:31
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RT @griffinmcelroy: Hi, I'm a nightmare.
RT @griffinmcelroy Hi, I'm a nightmare. CREEPY

Twitter Sun, 19 Jun 2011 14:07:15
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There's Bullshit, then Total Bullshit, and finally Bullshit on Fire
There's Bullshit, then Total Bullshit, and finally Bullshit on Fire

Twitter Sun, 19 Jun 2011 02:06:10
Tweet 82388694304178176

"Birds With Arms" is freaking me out, man
"Birds With Arms" is freaking me out, man -- birds with arms -

Twitter Fri, 17 Jun 2011 02:18:42
Tweet 81667073444548608

RT @FrankConniff: What Weiner did was reprehensible. It's not something you can easily forgive like a war crime or destroying the economy.
RT @FrankConniff What Weiner did was reprehensible. It's not something you can easily forgive like a war crime or destroying the economy.

Twitter Fri, 17 Jun 2011 08:47:09
Tweet 81644005162622976

DIY Weapons of the Libyan Rebels
DIY Weapons of the Libyan Rebels -- Except for the mortal danger, this is how I wish my Shop Class had been --

Twitter Wed, 15 Jun 2011 06:05:33
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RT @DRUNKHULK: THIS BABY FOOD DIET AWFUL! DRUNK HULK PREFER FOOD THAT NO CRY ALL TIME!
RT @DRUNKHULK THIS BABY FOOD DIET AWFUL! DRUNK HULK PREFER FOOD THAT NO CRY ALL TIME!

Twitter Wed, 15 Jun 2011 06:26:45
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RT @ricksaunders: "Go the Fuck to Sleep" audiobook voiced by Samuel L. Jackson This should be issued to all childr ...
RT @ricksaunders "Go the Fuck to Sleep" audiobook voiced by Samuel L. Jackson -- "Go the Fuck to Sleep" audiobooks: Samuel L. Jackson and Werner Herzog editions -- This should be issued to all childr ...

Twitter Tue, 14 Jun 2011 19:07:21
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RT @R0ry_: #Obama said if he was #Weiner he'd resign. He also said if he became prez he'd close Gitmo & reverse the #Bush tax cuts yada ...
RT @R0ry_ #Obama said if he was #Weiner he'd resign. He also said if he became prez he'd close Gitmo & reverse the #Bush tax cuts yada ...

Twitter Mon, 13 Jun 2011 19:28:31
Tweet 80476685513932801

Impatient for caffeine hallucinations #easilyentertained
Impatient for caffeine hallucinations #easilyentertained

Twitter Fri, 10 Jun 2011 05:31:38
Tweet 79178914299248640

Sour Cream through history
Sour Cream through history - Ranch dressing traced back to the Mongols -

Twitter Sun, 12 Jun 2011 19:36:32
Tweet 79794848575668224

Baby Pygmy Hippo #cute
Baby Pygmy Hippo .. This is a baby Pygmy hippo. That is all. .. #cute

Twitter Sun, 12 Jun 2011 11:34:45
Tweet 79995070413156352

I bet you didn't know the Dept of Education had a SWAT team:
I bet you didn't know the Dept of Education had a SWAT team: .. Education Department S.W.A.T. team raids California home ..

Twitter Thu, 09 Jun 2011 14:11:25
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Said That, She Did #actresstothebishop
Said That, She Did .. YodaLayHeeHoo .. #actresstothebishop

Twitter Thu, 09 Jun 2011 05:46:32
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PeanutTweeter #goodgrief
PeanutTweeter .. PeanutTweeter .. #goodgrief

Twitter Thu, 09 Jun 2011 13:58:40
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RT @UnlikelyWorlds Words we don't say: >I'd add 'superb' to the list. // Just say no to "problematic"
RT @UnlikelyWorlds Words we don't say: -- Words we don't say -- >I'd add 'superb' to the list. // Just say no to "problematic"

Twitter Mon, 06 Jun 2011 18:57:31
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RT @pattonoswalt - Jack Kevorkian, dead at 84. Guess it's up to me now.
RT @pattonoswalt - Jack Kevorkian, dead at 84. Guess it's up to me now.

Twitter Fri, 03 Jun 2011 23:46:14
Tweet 76917662889947137

There is no rule of law in America
There is no rule of law in America || Post-Legal America ||

Twitter Tue, 31 May 2011 23:16:25
Tweet 75822994701828096

Who's got 2 thumbs and can recover mailboxes from an Exchange server backup? This guy! #ITnerdstreetcred
Who's got 2 thumbs and can recover mailboxes from an Exchange server backup? This guy! #ITnerdstreetcred

Twitter Tue, 31 May 2011 23:58:46
Tweet 75833652528955393

RT @hodgman: "Prominent Ragnarok denier Dr. Elliot Kalan writes: “OK, I admit it. A giant squid with a human mouth just crushed my house ...
RT @hodgman "Prominent Ragnarok denier Dr. Elliot Kalan writes: “OK, I admit it. A giant squid with a human mouth just crushed my house ...

Twitter Wed, 01 Jun 2011 00:21:40
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