The Venture Brothers has been renewed! Now to wait a year for them to draw all them little pictures.
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They link to me, I link to them, They link to me...
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Tue-Mar 29 2005
Go Team Venture!
On The List
"Juan Carlos Merida is up in the air, and not just when he is flying the Cessnas of the Airman Flight School here, south of Oklahoma City.No crime, no hearing, no trial, no appeal-just some faceless person putting your name on "the list"
Sun-Mar 27 2005
Redoing The Math
About my earlier Post about the "never sleep with anyone with more problems/crazier than you" rule. I realized had 2 hidden assumptions:
1: Everyone could tell how many problems they and other people had.
2: No one used deceit.
Spiny Norman: "Dinsdale!"
The BigMoboDaddy has passed along Monty Python's Top 20 Sketches according to Entertainment Weekly. It's a fine collection, but it leaves out one of my personal favorites, The Piranha Brothers:
"Doug and Dinsdale Piranha were born, on probation, in a small house in Kipling Road, Southwark, the eldest sons in a family of sixteen. Their father Arthur Piranha, a scrap metal dealer and TV quizmaster, was well known to the police, and a devout Catholic. In 1928 he had married Kitty Malone, an up-and-coming East End boxer. Doug was born in February 1929 and Dinsdale two weeks later; and again a week after that. Someone who remembers them well was their next door neighbour, Mrs April Simnel.Script Link
P.S. Litotes is a kind of understatement, where the speaker or writer uses a negative of a word ironically, to mean the opposite.
EG: She's not the friendliest person I know. (= she's an unfriendly person)
Sat-Mar 26 2005
Doing The Math
If you follow the old adage "never sleep with anyone with more problems than you" you have 2 sets of possible partners:
1:People who have less problems than you that don't follow the rule.
2:People who have exactly the same number of problems as you. This is the also the outcome if everyone follows the rule.
Tue-Mar 22 2005
Nick Fury is black, and he's all out of chewing gum!
In response to the global threat posed by George W. Bush (better known as the supervillain President Evil 2) and the Legion of Terror, Ultimate Nick Fury founded the SHAFT Agency in the summer of 2002.This mashup of Marvel Comics must only be hours old, it seems like the sort of thing lawyers were spawned for.
Mon-Mar 21 2005
I was awakened this morning by the firm knock on my door of the Seattle Police. It seemed that my car was sitting in the middle of the road. Upon further inspection it became clear that the brake hadn't slipped but rather that some bastard had tried to steal it. They ripped the passenger side door handle off and pulled the wiring harness from the ignition, probably so they could hot-wire it. The thief obviously hadn't forseen the possible mechanical problems in actually starting and driving a 20-year old VW Rabbit: That car isn't going anywhere (except downhill) until it's warmed up, and that can take at least 10 minutes. And after 5 minutes it doesn't want to hold an idle and it can be hard to keep running. Luckily the thief must have been so upset he didn't take anything.
Sun-Mar 20 2005
It's The Little Things
I have another subscriber at Bloglines! This makes 2, one of them me (got to keep an eye on the old RSS feed).
A Pox On The House Of Jiffy
Let me put it this way: I drove into the University Village Jiffy Lube in a functioning car, I drove out with a major oil leak. My mechanic says the drain plug was about to fall out entirely, which is not the sort of excitement I need. Most of the Jiffy Lube horror stories I've run across involve them overtightening/stripping the drain plug or filter, not undertightening- especially if they noticed the resultant leak. I suppose they might have been fishing for some "repair" dollars, but that's only a theory. I should have stopped going to them after they offered to "fix" my working back-up lights-I think they just couldn't get my car into reverse. In conclusion:Screw Jiffy Lube
On a related note, I recommend Michael and Laura at Auto-Mobile Auto & Truck Repair. They've been my mechanics for 7+ years and 3 cars. They come to your car and fix it on site if they can, driving or towing back to their shop if they can't. I couldn't be happier with them. If you're in the Seattle area and need car repair give them a ring at 206-764-1151.
"Our Godless ConstitutionEmphasis mine.
Via Follow Me Here
Thu-Mar 17 2005
I used Linklint to scan my bookmarks for dead links. And I have lots, almost 300. What I really need now is a way to take the html list of bad links that Linklint generates and automatically strip those URLs out of my bookmarks. I couldn't find a solution on Google, so I may be forced to write another frankenscript.
Tue-Mar 15 2005
Sun-Mar 13 2005
It looks like Hit-O-Meter is down. When I went to check Utility Fog Blog after making some changes a login form popped up, which should not happen. I thought it was strange that the form just said "Enter username and password for "" at www.hit-o-meter.com" so I tried their homepage with the same result. So it looks like the problem is on their end. I've commented out their script for the time being.
I rediscovered A Vocabulary Of Culture while cleaning up my Bookmarks. If this site is all one man's work it's an amazing accomplishment; it's like a private underground Wikipedia.
To give you some idea of the site's scope here are the Main Topics:
art | body | books | cult | culture | DJ | erotica | fiction | film | genre | grotesque | horror | history | language | media | modern | music | people | postmodernism | science | senses | technique | undergroundand the Themes:
aesthetics | architecture | auteur | avant-gardism | art | body | bibliophile | censorship | counterculture | classic | contemporary | controversy | cult | culture | decadence | design | DJ | drugs | electronic | eroticism | experimental | feeling | fiction | film | gay | gaze | genre | grotesque | history | horror | language | mainstream | media | men | meta | modern | music | people | science | philosophy | photography | postmodernism | queer | sadomasochism | science | science fiction | senses | sex | subculture | subversion | technique | technology | theme | theory | transgression | underground | women | world
It's Like They're Psychic
Sat-Mar 12 2005
Wed-Mar 09 2005
"In one of the most controversial scientific projects ever conceived, a group of university researchers in California's Silicon Valley is preparing to create a mouse whose brain will be composed entirely of human cells.Hot damn, we're one step closer to making "Pinky and the Brain" a reality. Zoinks!
Via Boing Boing
Mon-Mar 07 2005
Say Goodbye To A Couple Of Hours
The Generator Blog concerns itself with software that makes things.
Here's some samples from the B's:
Band Name Generator
Band Name Generator
Band Name Generator
Band and Song Name Generator
Bar Joke Generator
Bart Simpson Chalk Board Generator
Biblical Curse Generator
Big Lebowski Random Quote Generator
Via things magazine
Say Goodbye To A Weekend
Wikipedia: Unusual Articles
This page is for Wikipedians to list articles that seem a bit unusual. These articles are valuable contributions to the encyclopedia, but are somewhat odd, whimsical, or... well, something you wouldn't expect to find in Encyclopśdia Britannica. We should take special care to meet the highest standards of an encyclopedia with these articles so as to not give an appearance of unprofessionality.Via things magazine
Sun-Mar 06 2005
From a recent e-mail phishing attempt:
"In a view to stave off illegal and fraudulent using your ATM Card our Security Department introduce new security standards.Mangle those tenses much?
I love Google news alerts. Whatever your interest, be it Brian Eno or a Kentucky student arrested for making "terroristic threats", Google will serve up a tidy list of stories direct to your in-box. One of my alerts is for "Valerie Plame" and "investigation". It just dug up a lovely resource on the Gannon/Guckert Whitehouse press-pass mess. It's good on-stop information shopping.
A Whirlwind Weekend Tour of the Gannosphere: Everything You Need to Know About Recent Developments in the Jeff Gannon Scandal, in Roughly Five Minutes
Story Of O
Slate has the lowdown on the uber-hot Overstock.com spokesmodel, Sabine Ehrenfeld:
"In addition to German and English, Sabine speaks French and Italian. She is proficient in basic tactical pistol skills, because she thought it would be a fun thing to learn. She also has a private pilot's license and 350 hours in the air. After reading the Richard Bach book Biplane, she was inspired to fly solo-in an old-style, aerobatic tailwheel plane-from California to Montana. With camping gear in the back so she could land along the route to sleep and refuel. I am not making this up.Via Monkeyfilter
Physics Is Cool
Zombie Threat Update
More news on the KY Highschooler arrested for "terroristic threatening", the subject of this earlier post.
""The boy's version was that he was writing a story about zombies and it was for a portfolio entry that was going to be turned in at school," Atkins said. "The teachers aren't aware of any kind of project like that. The word 'zombies' was not mentioned in the writings."Soberer minds than mine at Metafilter pointed out that the first news story only had statements from the student, and that his seeming addiction to double-negatives put his intelligence in doubt. There may indeed be no zombies at all in this story. MF also provided a link to a case in Oklahoma of a student arrested and tried for writing a story. So remember kids, if you think bad thoughts, don't tell anyone about them, and never, ever, write them down.
Fine Canadian Snark
Lloyd Axworthy, former Canadian foreign minister writes an open letter to Condi Rice
Via Boing Boing
"Winchester [KY] police say William Poole, 18, was taken into custody Tuesday morning. Investigators say they discovered materials at Poole's home that outline possible acts of violence aimed at students, teachers, and police."There are so many things wrong with this story, it's hard to know where to begin.
1: I had no idea you could actually threaten anyone with zombies, at least outside of Haiti.
2: Don't feel too bad for young Mr. Poole-I have the feeling that once he retains a decent lawyer he'll might be coming into some money.
3: "Possessing matter involving a school or function" is a felony? There must be more to the law than this, because this would mean possesing any physical trace of a school would be a crime.
4: If you have a web-site, you can join me in breaking Kentucky law. Just copy and post this:
"The school was attacked by zombies"Bingo, instant KY felony fun!
Via Boing Boing
Fri-Mar 04 2005
Wed-Mar 02 2005
Cold Comments Action
There ain't nobody leaving comments.
Hot Search Action
Using Hit-O-Meter to count hits and gather statistics about visits to my site has taught me a number of things:
1: I get about 20 hits a day. This is more than I ever imagined, which gives you some idea of how ambitious I am.
2: People search for some weird-ass shit. No, really wacked out weird shit.
3: People searching for weird shit are either;
A: Not too bright, because it's pretty clear from even the short preview result that my site hasn't got what they want, or
B: Really easily distracted.
Here's a selection of search terms people have followed to me, with snide comments:
gilmore vs ashcroft Barbwire cage match!
weird burger king commercials
chris masterson porn Use the word "porn" and they come out of the woodwork
dressed in drag Am not! Panties don't count
"free enterprise action" What, not "Hot Free Enterprise Action"?
turning tithes in on taxes Feel free, but I need every penny
nude female blog Dude, you went looking for porn and you came Here? that is so sad.
gert jonnys Gert Jonnys Rock!
female amputee blog Move along, buddy
www.firstchop.com Do I look like a restaurant?
busy neighborhood street
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cordelia/faith fic If you find some good stuff, let me know
reality based fighting ohio As opposed to fantasies about fighting Ohio
"deep links" rape I don't even want to know
"deep links" rape Crap, he's back for more
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"deep links" rape - I sense a disturbance in the Web
cheap dvd porn squirt - This would make a good t-shirt
pokemon sex episodes - Oh yea, these really exist, but you can't get them outside of Japan
ultaviolet examination money bill - I hope this doesn't mean I misspelled "ultraviolet" somewhere
nude female blues blog - I understand, I've had the nude female blues too
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"fred durst" porn hacker blog
peter Lorrie - All right, a kindred soul. Peter Lorrie was the man
duck dodgers theme song - As sung by Tom Jones, possibly the coolest man alive
fog machine and greenhouse - Sounds like a good start for a party
Marilee & Bill Reality - Who?
lesbian - That's it, just "lesbian"? How many links in a search for "lesbian" did this schlub click on before he hit me? How many after?
resin leopard "toilet seat" - Now that you mention it, that would be pretty cool
hidden disney tunnels - You know that's where Bin Laden is hiding
lovely little lolitas - My brain hurts
blood filled paint balls - You would have to use a decoagulant to keep the blood liquid, but I like the way you think
nuclear bomb footage - Blew up real good
broog trading company qatar - I'm opposed to the trading of Broogs
courage the cowardly dog sound bytes - I wish I had some now
paul cellucci asshole - I swear I've never referred to our ambassador to Canada in such a rude fashion
worst+traffic+in+america - Some people say Houston, some opt for L.A., but my vote is for Boston
con seatbelt wearing - Kids, even felons should wear seatbelts
hurricane modification vietnam - I suppose a hurricane would modify Vietnam, but not for the better
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kelly buffy spike blog - Who the hell is Kelly?
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United States Secret Service Dropkick - Utility Fog does not recommend anyone dropkicking the Secret Service
VIRIDIAN ROOM online complete guide
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'Hey Lama, hey...how about a little something - I got your little something right here
lolitas little porn galleries - So sad
Lyle lovetts - I like the idea of plural Lyle Lovetts
the filming of Saving Private Ryan
Barney dinosaur gay?
Barney dinosaur gay? - You have to ask?
"stepping stool" handles
meadville tribune school porn - Talk about a niche fetish
donald rumsfeld soundbites france accordion - What a mental picture this conjures up
mike rorex - According to Google I'm in the top ten for the "Mike Rorex" seach. Who knew?
strange weapon - Great
daily camo planners lots of pockets - Got to have lots of pockets
miguel ferrar home page - I wish
FUN WITH UTILITY FOG - That's what we're here for
hardcore asian porn
"made out of babies" - They were better when Viva was still in the band
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"Cumberland, MD" blog
"aqua teen" transcript
bush„??mungo„??blog - gesundtiet
a gallery of coconut from wikipedia - Maybe you ought to just go to Wikipedia?
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live feed nude - I've got live feet nude
adopt blog geisha - You can adopt Geishas?
billionaire mailing addresses - Because billionaires want to read your letters
dynasty trust crummy powers
"american library association" "anne coulter"
COL Tim Madere
COL Tim Madere
Rat weapon - Shoots 40 rats a second
iragi mud wrestling - Oh crap, did I really type "Iragi"?
iragi mud wrestling
boycott France effects 2005 Parisienne review
swiffer on howard stern show - Because Howard is really down on dust
kid rock duet
barbara dare - mmmmmm, Barbara Dare
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under the wagon nlog - Nlog want Barbara Dare under wagon!
jennifer lien porn - Great, now I want some too. Even her voice acting for the MIB cartoon was hot. I need help
X-26(R) STUN GUN
"aqua teen hunger force" frat aliens quotes
science journal "sylvan goldman"
science journal "sylvan goldman"
barnyard animal pez - That is just sick
fcc antisex campaign
site:home.blarg.net france - It's true, the word "France" appears in this blog.
AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE SOUND BYTES - I obviously need to add some ATHF sound bytes
John F. Timoney Tapped for Homeland Security Post
betrum russell quotes - Try "Bertrand", you chucklehead
Gert Jonnys shirt - Scares the children and womenfolk
Break wind toons
+brownback +"Sun Myung Moon"
anodyne therapy lawsuit
mcdonalds 81 year old women burn
Air show? Buzz-cut Alabamians spewing colored smoke from their whiz jets to the strains of Rock You Like A Hurricane? What kind of countrified rube is still impressed by that? - Whew
"but you can't have a beer" book - There's a book?
aqua teen hunger force meat zone quotes
TBTM pro tools
utility fog and dragons - But none of those pansy unicorns, hell no
The Scarecrow Movie from Disney for sale - Not here, try Ebay
mantis shrimp receipts - This one is a real baffler
mantis shrimp receipts - They're shrimp, they don't give receipts
Schools and their rules about hoodies
military clip art oh-58d
joe camel nose penis
Jason Scott is archiving every Podcast ever made.
"So one day I looked at Podcasts. I liked some aspects of them, so I am downloading all of them. Every one. I am going back and swiping older ones as I can find them, but I'm still in the process of getting every single one, so it's taking some time. I have them in languages I've never spoken, and I have listened to less than one tenth of one percent of them. At last count I'm at 75 gigabytes of podcasts which works out to roughly 7,500 individual files. I suspect there are doubles and many missed files, but we'll see if that comes with time.Via Boing Boing
Tue-Mar 01 2005
"A federal district judge in South Carolina ruled Monday that President Bush had greatly overstepped his authority by detaining an American citizen as an enemy combatant for nearly three years without filing criminal charges.Link