Master mechanic, metalworker, and motorcycle maker
Indian
Larry died doing a stunt today. The world
is a duller place without him.
Via Fark
"If you understood everything I said, you'd be me" - Miles Davis "There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge." - Bertrand Russell "Take away the right to say fuck and you take away the right to say fuck the government." - Lenny Bruce "Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!" - Homer Simpson |
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The Other Utility Fog
They link to me, I link to them, They link to me...
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Tue-Aug 31 2004
Mon-Aug 30 2004
Sat-Aug 28 2004
Unfit For Teguila
" When George W. Bush talks about his past, he uses the words "reckless" and "irresponsible." He claims that in 1986, after half a lifetime of hard drink and easy women, he finally sobered up-- and he wants us to believe he'll never revert to his hard-partying ways.Pleasure Boat Captains for Truth Via Metafilter
Tue-Aug 17 2004
Gilmore vs Ashcroft back in court
""On the 16th of August 2004, the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals begins work on the Gilmore vs. Ashcroft case. At stake is nothing less than the right of Americans to travel freely in their own country -- and the exposure of 'secret law' for what it is: an abomination.Link Via Boing Boing
When Blobjects Rule the Earth
From Bruce Sterling's SIGGRAPH keynote speech:
" This is not a vision of utopia. This is a historical thesis. Like all previous history it is fraught with titanic struggle. We are facing a future world infested with digital programmability. A world where our structures and possessions include, as a matter of course, locaters, timers, identities, histories, origins, and destinations: sensing, logic, actuation, and displays. Loops within loops. Cycles within cycles.Link Via Boing Boing
Fri-Aug 13 2004
The What, Where?
Why I don't give a damn about the friggin' Olympics, Reason #47:
"Strict regulations published by Athens 2004 last week dictate that spectators may be refused admission to events if they are carrying food or drinks made by companies that did not see fit to sponsor the games.Link Via Boing Boing
Thu-Aug 12 2004
Moving
My mighty, mighty ISP, Blarg, is moving my blog to
home.blarg.net/~wayule/blog_cgi/blosxom.cgi
and doubling my disk space-at no extra cost. Blarg Rocks
Mon-Aug 09 2004
Oh Oh
"Salem Chalabi, the man organising the trial of Saddam Hussein, was facing a murder charge himself last night after an Iraqi judge issued a warrant for his arrest.Link
The Right-Wing Noise Machine
Michelle Malkin and the Big Hustle
The first time I read one of her early columns in the Seattle Times I immediately thought, "what a load of bullshit". Via Metafilter
Sat-Aug 07 2004
I Have To Wonder
"The Washington State Employees Credit Union alerted about 13,000 members this week that a computer containing their Social Security numbers and addresses was stolen from a California marketing firm.What is a marketing firm doing with Social Security numbers in the first place? Link
Fri-Aug 06 2004
I Knew It
GWB: "They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."Link
The Great Pretender
Being a true Brian Eno fan (though not so infatuated as to think "The Drop" is any good) I'm
going to have to ferret out a copy of Doug Hilsinger's
cover of the entire Taking Tiger Mountain (By Strategy)
album.
Thu-Aug 05 2004
Idiocy or Felony
"So here you have the Vice President of the United States. His company gets caught in about as clear a case of cooking the books to inflate profits as you can imagine during the time he was CEO. (His salary and bonuses are tied to company profits.) And he won't even go to the trouble of denying that he was aware of the wrongdoing."It's the classic dilemma, either Cheney is an incompetent CEO, or he's a stone criminal. Link
Mon-Aug 02 2004
Sun-Aug 01 2004
Trial Lawyers Stole My Baby
"What got the attention, however, was the punitive damages of $2.7 million, equal at the time to 2 days worth of McDonalds's coffee sales. Remember, this decision was made in light of the fact that McDonald's had long known that its coffee, served 20 degrees hotter than the industry standard, had resulted in hundreds of presumably avoidable second and third degree burns. But even after all of that, the judge still reduced the punitive award to $480,000--a sizeable sum, but one awarded to an 81 year old plaintiff only because McDonald's was partially to blame for her suffering third degree burns throughout her groin because McDonalds persisted, despite knowing it had caused hundreds of scaldings, in serving coffee that it knew was extremely dangerous.Via Daily Kos |