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RT @daveanthony: What Egypt needs right now is a tax break for the wealthy, which would create jobs.
RT @daveanthony What Egypt needs right now is a tax break for the wealthy, which would create jobs.

Twitter Sun, 30 Jan 2011 01:31:53
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RT @jricole: Egyptian masses demand end to military rule. President's response: appointing military intelligence head VP, Air Force Chi ...
RT @jricole Egyptian masses demand end to military rule. President's response: appointing military intelligence head VP, Air Force Chi ...

Twitter Sun, 30 Jan 2011 01:01:19
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RT @bencnn: New VP Omar Sulaiman and PM Ahmed Shafiq are as Mubarak as Mubarak. Egyptians in no mood for more of the same. #Jan25 #Egypt
RT @bencnn New VP Omar Sulaiman and PM Ahmed Shafiq are as Mubarak as Mubarak. Egyptians in no mood for more of the same. #Jan25 #Egypt

Twitter Sun, 30 Jan 2011 00:42:44
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Cocktails on Arrakis, Part 1
Cocktails on Arrakis, Part 1 = Cocktails on Arrakis, Part 1 =

Twitter Fri, 28 Jan 2011 08:35:10
Tweet 31027513337585665

Tunisia's ex-prez had pet tiger, US govt support
Tunisia's ex-prez had pet tiger, US govt support - Juan Cole, American Policy on the Brink -

Twitter Thu, 27 Jan 2011 01:42:49
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RT @IMKristenBell: The more you stare at your thumbs, the weirder they look.
RT @IMKristenBell The more you stare at your thumbs, the weirder they look.

Twitter Thu, 27 Jan 2011 01:29:45
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RT @GreatDismal: Stolen van
RT @GreatDismal Stolen van - Stolen Van -

Twitter Thu, 27 Jan 2011 01:24:25
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Congress Passes Socialized Medicine and Mandates Health Insurance -In 1798
Congress Passes Socialized Medicine and Mandates Health Insurance -In 1798 - Founding Fathers were socialists #sarcasm -

Twitter Fri, 21 Jan 2011 08:41:56
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RT @wonderella: If your laser vision cuts off someone's arm, focus on the stump to cauterize the wound. #rulesforsupergirls
RT @wonderella If your laser vision cuts off someone's arm, focus on the stump to cauterize the wound. #rulesforsupergirls

Twitter Tue, 18 Jan 2011 23:56:20
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RT @Richard_Kadrey: I need to get a new cell phone and only surf for porn, knives, Barney videos and candy. Data mine that, assholes.
RT @Richard_Kadrey I need to get a new cell phone and only surf for porn, knives, Barney videos and candy. Data mine that, assholes.

Twitter Tue, 18 Jan 2011 23:53:22
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Caligula's tomb found:
Caligula's tomb found: - Bring on the psychotic Roman emperor mummy! -

Twitter Mon, 17 Jan 2011 20:13:57
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Han Solo frozen in carbonite in Firefly #firefly #starwars #fanboy
Han Solo frozen in carbonite in Firefly - Han Solo's in Firefly?! - #firefly #starwars #fanboy

Twitter Sun, 16 Jan 2011 11:55:14
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Goose Sauce
palin shirt surveyors mark
Calm Down

Pentagon Official Suggests MLK Would Have Supported Current Wars #blackiswhite #warispeace
Pentagon Official Suggests MLK Would Have Supported Current Wars - Pentagon General Counsel says MLK would have supported Iraq and Afghan wars - #blackiswhite #warispeace

Twitter Sat, 15 Jan 2011 06:22:41
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RT @wikileaks: Do We Have Ahmadinejad All Wrong? | Atlantic
RT @wikileaks Do We Have Ahmadinejad All Wrong? | Atlantic = Do We Have Ahmadinejad All Wrong? =

Twitter Sat, 15 Jan 2011 14:16:30
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DNA molecules can 'teleport', Nobel Prize winner claims (hopefully not from person to person)
DNA molecules can 'teleport', Nobel Prize winner claims (hopefully not from person to person) - Experiment spots spooky quantum imprinting effect -

Twitter Fri, 14 Jan 2011 08:33:23
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RT @kekw: The Paik Raster Manipulation Unit or Wobbulator via @pheezy
RT @kekw The Paik Raster Manipulation Unit or Wobbulator - Altering beams of electrons for Art - via @pheezy

Twitter Tue, 11 Jan 2011 01:43:55
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RT @UnlikelyWorlds: RT @carlzimmer: Thunderstorms fire beams of antimatter into space, says NASA. >Towards Jupit ...
RT @UnlikelyWorlds RT @carlzimmer Thunderstorms fire beams of antimatter into space, says NASA. - Thunderstorm antimatter beams - >Towards Jupit ...

Twitter Tue, 11 Jan 2011 01:23:24
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RT @ricksaunders A soundtrack to thwart the knuckledraggers: Sonic cut & paste master Steinski salutes Sheriff Dupnik
RT @ricksaunders A soundtrack to thwart the knuckledraggers: Sonic cut & paste master Steinski salutes Sheriff Dupnik - Art from chaos: Sonic cut & paste master Steinski salutes Pima Country Sheriff Dupnik -

Twitter Tue, 11 Jan 2011 01:19:59
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RT @somebadideas: RT @GavRov stunning, gorgeous photos of French police mugshots from the 1920s. (really worth viewing)
RT @somebadideas RT @GavRov stunning, gorgeous photos of French police mugshots from the 1920s. Portraits de criminels australiens dans les années 1920 (really worth viewing)

Twitter Mon, 10 Jan 2011 12:12:01
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RT @pattonoswalt: "...must hide Ginger's corpse...must hide Ginger's corpse...oh hey, Skipper!" #tvsceneopeners
RT @pattonoswalt "...must hide Ginger's corpse...must hide Ginger's corpse...oh hey, Skipper!" #tvsceneopeners

Twitter Mon, 10 Jan 2011 03:53:11
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RT @daviddlevine: Many Portlanders believe that the city is built on an ancient unicorn burial ground. You saw it on Twitter, so it's tr ...
RT @daviddlevine Many Portlanders believe that the city is built on an ancient unicorn burial ground. You saw it on Twitter, so it's tr ...

Twitter Mon, 10 Jan 2011 03:28:43
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RT @ddayen: I'll say this, if your first instinct after hearing about a tragedy is to scrub your websites, you have a problem as a polit ...
RT @ddayen I'll say this, if your first instinct after hearing about a tragedy is to scrub your websites, you have a problem as a polit ...

Twitter Mon, 10 Jan 2011 03:08:26
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RT @TLW3: Flashback: Conservatives mocked DHS report warning of ‘antigovernment’ violence #p2 #p21 #dems
RT @TLW3 Flashback: Conservatives mocked DHS report warning of ‘antigovernment’ violence - Everybody knows white people don't commit acts of terrorism - #p2 #p21 #dems

Twitter Mon, 10 Jan 2011 03:05:27
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RT @FrankConniff: Hey, Sarah Palin, hows that hatey, killy, reloady, chrosshairsy thing working out for ya?
RT @FrankConniff Hey, Sarah Palin, hows that hatey, killy, reloady, chrosshairsy thing working out for ya?

Twitter Mon, 10 Jan 2011 02:40:10
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RT @MMFlint: If a Detroit Muslim put a map on the web w/crosshairs on 20 pols, then 1 of them got shot, where would he b sitting right n ...
RT @MMFlint If a Detroit Muslim put a map on the web w/crosshairs on 20 pols, then 1 of them got shot, where would he b sitting right n ...

Twitter Mon, 10 Jan 2011 13:26:00
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Old Lady Blues

Two other versions of the song:

Марк Бернес Я люблю тебя жизнь

Geor Ots...Rakastan sinua elämä

Blues from old woman (Belarus)
Via Metafilter



Hospitalized, not Hypnotized. I need new glasses. I mean, what kind of charity would collect toys for mesmerized children?
Hospitalized, not Hypnotized. I need new glasses. I mean, what kind of charity would collect toys for mesmerized children?

Twitter Wed, 05 Jan 2011 22:34:35
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RT @johnmoe: If the tiny rubber skeleton were capable of memory, it would never forget it's day-long journey through the dog.
RT @johnmoe If the tiny rubber skeleton were capable of memory, it would never forget it's day-long journey through the dog.

Twitter Mon, 03 Jan 2011 20:42:56
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Leading conservatives openly support terrorists:
Leading conservatives openly support terrorists: - It's OK because they kill people we don't like -

Twitter Mon, 03 Jan 2011 12:25:12
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RT @ggreenwald: Would have been nice if the GOP had read the Constitution when Bush imprisoned US citizens without charges & claimed pow ...
RT @ggreenwald Would have been nice if the GOP had read the Constitution when Bush imprisoned US citizens without charges & claimed pow ...

Twitter Sat, 01 Jan 2011 18:52:39
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