"Using my superior education, a PHD in Stuffed Animal Psychology from Austin
Community College, I devised a plan that could successfully save the world from
this horrible disaster. My solution had its roots in the old adage that says
that a million monkeys working at a million typewriters would eventually write
a Shakespearean play. It was my hypothesis that if a billion sock monkeys
worked on a billion computers, all the faulty code could be re-written before
the onset of Y2K."
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Via Major FUN's Daily Briefings
"If you understood everything I said, you'd be me" - Miles Davis
"There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge." - Bertrand Russell
"Take away the right to say fuck and you take away the right to say fuck the government." - Lenny Bruce
"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!" - Homer Simpson
